a mama's "good morning!"

in the mornings, i would like to greet the day by sleepily strolling to the living room, opening the blinds, pouring myself a cup of coffee, and finishing the process of a gentle awakening with a good book.

but no.

HEY MAMA, HEY MAMA. I MUNT PEA-BUTTA JAY SANICH. HEY MAMA, HELP ME DO DIS MAMA. HEY MAMA, I GET IN HIGH CHAIR. HEY MAMA, MUNTA BITE? HEY MAMA, YOU WASH MINE HANDS? HEY MAMA I DEET DOWN? HEY MAMA, I WATS SUMPING ON TD. HEY MAMA, DADDY GO WORK, MAMA? HEY MAMA BAPAH GO WORK? SKY AT COOL? AJ AT COOL? EMMA AT COOL? NINI AT HOME? HEY MAMA, WE GO NINI'S HOUSE PEASE? I MUNTA GO NINI'S HOUSE, MAMA! HEY MAMA I TAKE A BAF? HEY MAMA WHERE COLBY? OH DARE HE IS! HEY MAMA DARE'S COLBY! YOOK, MAMA! DARE'S COLBY! HI COLBY! HEY MAMA, YOU TURN DA HEATER? HEY MAMA, C'MERE. MAMA, YOOK MAMA, C'MERE MAMA! TURN DA HEATER! HEY MAMA I GO PAY IN MY MOOM. HEY MAMA, YOU TURN ON DA YIGHT PEASE, MAMA? HEY MAMA YOOK AT MY YOTSEE YOTSA CARS! HEY MAMA, HEY MAMA, HEY MAMA. HEY MAMA!

written in fluent riverish. can you translate? ;)